#38721 - Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A: Kick his sister in the jaw. A 96 year old man goes into the chemist and asks for 9 viagra tablets, adding he wants them cut into quarters. The man looks at him smiles and says Young man I am 96 i have no need for an erection, I just want it to stick out far enough so I dont keep pissing on my slippers!! ============================================================================== Bonus Joke.