#74140 - ” “Would you like to fulfill her request?” “Yes, I certainly would!” Okay, audience, we have a Connection!!!” Mark and Gloria are going to be going into intimate detail as if they were alone on the phone, with my little interjections, of course!” “So, if you’re all quite ready, Mark, Gloria, let’s have at it!!!” “First of all, Gloria, tell Mark exactly what you’d like him to do for you!” “Well, uh, I’d like Mark to masturbate for me. Mona Hoffman!” “It was an incredible day in the Big Windy today, but now it’s time to unwind and Get Connected!” My screener, Polly Caston, informs me that out our phone lines are already jammed with anxious callers, but before we take out first call let’s go over the ground rules for our program. “Good evening, Chicago, it’s time again to dim the lights, sit back, relax, and spend the next three hours with your favorite radio host, Dr.